Welcome Early Adopters

to the Wack Crowens Comedy Crow newsletter. Thanks for taking part in what Mail Chimp predicts has a 25% success rate. Same thing the JV coach said about my lax career, but look at me now winning alumni games and wondering when I can ask my 17-year-old neighbor if I can use his goal for a quick rip sesh.

Did some new material at Brewer’s Cask in Fed Hill on Tuesday June 11 to a mostly comic audience. Outed myself as a salad eater quick and gave a take on Justin Bieber calling out Tom Cruise. The mobile-friendly link is here: https://comedycrow.com/twitter-trash-tuesday-face-movies/.**Quick Stats:

• Time Spent at Bar (TSB) – 2 hrs 15 mins
• When Did I Go Up – fourth
• Pre-set Beers: 2
• Post-set Beers: 2* *1 beer was a White Claw

Upcoming Jokes & Events:

Probably will feature more popcorn content. If you eat the whole bag of Skinny Pop, its not Skinny Pop anymore. And if you’re thinking that four beers isn’t a lot for a Tuesday well hold your horses cause there were a lot of water drinkers there. I played to the crowd, and water drinkers love Skinny Pop.

In conclusion, adding the word “face” to the end of some movie titles creates more intrigue. “Face Off” sounds like a hockey movie, but “Face Off Face” is what the Nic Cage John Travolta movie is all about. “Mighty Duck Face” could be a sorority classic. “Men In Black Face” is a Breitbart response to the Chris Hemsworth reboot guaranteed to do better at the box office. Maybe better than Black Panther.

Don’t worry guys, there’s absolutely no chance I bring up Black Panther at an event. That’s gonna be my first crack at this. More is on https://comedycrow.com/ . I need to improve my delivery, so Im starting a seamless/UberEats service deeply discounted for subscribers! Functionality to come to the website soon.

Next planned sets will be in Baltimore:

• Tuesday June 25 in Fells Point
• Friday June 28 in Hampden

– Wack Crowens