The Crow Goes to Showshttps://comedycrow.com/https://comedycrow.com/blog/2021-03-01-i-was-in-a-rap-battle-on-friday-night/https://comedycrow.com/blog/2021-03-01-i-was-in-a-rap-battle-on-friday-night/where I “listened to instrumentals” in the backseat of a Honda Civic with two white guys named Ben and two black guys named Bruce and Snow Daddy. It was like Bo...Fri, 20 May 2022 00:00:00 GMThttps://comedycrow.com/blog/2021-03-01-i-m-waiting-for-my-23-and-me-results/https://comedycrow.com/blog/2021-03-01-i-m-waiting-for-my-23-and-me-results/to confirm that I’m 80% average white guy and 20% mayonnaise. Worth the $99.00. Use promo code “Crow” at [23andme.com](https://web.archive.org/web/2022012722374...Mon, 14 Feb 2022 00:00:00 GMThttps://comedycrow.com/blog/2021-03-01-post-navigation/https://comedycrow.com/blog/2021-03-01-post-navigation/Happy Wednesday subscribers. Hope you're having a better week than Pacific Gas & Electric.Wed, 10 Aug 2022 00:00:00 GMThttps://comedycrow.com/blog/2021-03-01-welcome-early-adopters/https://comedycrow.com/blog/2021-03-01-welcome-early-adopters/to the Wack Crowens Comedy Crow newsletter. Thanks for taking part in what Mail Chimp predicts has a 25% success rate. Same thing the JV coach said about my lax...Mon, 01 Mar 2021 00:00:00 GMThttps://comedycrow.com/blog/2021-03-01-why-am-i-still-doing-this/https://comedycrow.com/blog/2021-03-01-why-am-i-still-doing-this/It's been three weeks, you may be wondering, isn't that enough? Hasn't he gotten his creative fix already? Is he losing his mind just in time for another Fourth...Thu, 15 Apr 2021 00:00:00 GMThttps://comedycrow.com/blog/2021-03-01-you-ve-heard-of-a-thanksgiving-sandwich/https://comedycrow.com/blog/2021-03-01-you-ve-heard-of-a-thanksgiving-sandwich/but have you heard of a thanksgiving taco? All we want to do in this world is to put our stuffing in a taco. A drumstick fits perfectly in a soft taco, right yo...Mon, 15 Nov 2021 00:00:00 GMThttps://comedycrow.com/blog/2021-07-31-cauliflower-mystery-floods-and-credit-scores/https://comedycrow.com/blog/2021-07-31-cauliflower-mystery-floods-and-credit-scores/Can we take a second to applaud cauliflower and cauliflower’s agent? This agent is like “I got you masquerading as a potato at Trader Joe’s, you’re in four soup...Wed, 18 Jan 2023 00:00:00 GMThttps://comedycrow.com/blog/2021-08-20-white-claws-are-four-lokos-that-went-to-private-school/https://comedycrow.com/blog/2021-08-20-white-claws-are-four-lokos-that-went-to-private-school/White Claws are just Four Loko’s that went to private school.Sun, 25 Jun 2023 00:00:00 GMThttps://comedycrow.com/blog/2024-02-28-elderly-flacco-under-center-on-a-third-down/https://comedycrow.com/blog/2024-02-28-elderly-flacco-under-center-on-a-third-down/Baltimore, MD - Third track as part of Jacktus Cactus December 2017 release "The Parent's Basement Tapes" found new life in 2023 as the new Cleveland Browns qua...Wed, 28 Feb 2024 02:46:38 GMThttps://comedycrow.com/blog/2024-03-03-colorado-upcoming-concerts-and-events/https://comedycrow.com/blog/2024-03-03-colorado-upcoming-concerts-and-events/Events on the horizon at the best venues in the Colorado area, including highlights from each venue.Sun, 03 Mar 2024 16:31:58 GMThttps://comedycrow.com/blog/2024-03-03-philadelphia-upcoming-concerts-and-events/https://comedycrow.com/blog/2024-03-03-philadelphia-upcoming-concerts-and-events/Upcoming shows and events in the Philadelphia area's finest concert venues. Highlights for each venue also included.Sun, 03 Mar 2024 16:05:05 GMThttps://comedycrow.com/blog/2024-03-07-new-york-upcoming-concerts-and-events/https://comedycrow.com/blog/2024-03-07-new-york-upcoming-concerts-and-events/ManhattanThu, 07 Mar 2024 04:51:05 GMThttps://comedycrow.com/blog/2024-04-25-mock-draft-industrial-complex-nfl-draft-2024/https://comedycrow.com/blog/2024-04-25-mock-draft-industrial-complex-nfl-draft-2024/Detroit, MI - One day until draft dayThu, 25 Apr 2024 02:19:43 GMThttps://comedycrow.com/blog/2024-07-23-reviews-facebook-marketplace-moving-tales/https://comedycrow.com/blog/2024-07-23-reviews-facebook-marketplace-moving-tales/New York - When downsizing apartments in a busy city like New York, a logical person may rent a storage unit for their extra furniture. if you're less logical o...Tue, 23 Jul 2024 02:43:24 GMThttps://comedycrow.com/blog/2024-07-30-citi-bikes-left-turns-and-chicken-bowls/https://comedycrow.com/blog/2024-07-30-citi-bikes-left-turns-and-chicken-bowls/If you're like me, you pass up a lot of great opportunities before making a really bad decision.Tue, 30 Jul 2024 03:10:25 GMThttps://comedycrow.com/blog/2024-09-16-fantasy-football-addicted-man-begins-mock-drafting-his-breakfast/https://comedycrow.com/blog/2024-09-16-fantasy-football-addicted-man-begins-mock-drafting-his-breakfast/CLEVELAND, OH - Knee deep in Labor Day mock drafting ahead of his Tuesday fantasy football draft, 33-year-old Cleveland man Jeff Jeffson was seen adding breakfa...Mon, 16 Sep 2024 22:01:55 GMThttps://comedycrow.com/blog/2024-11-22-widespread-panic-capital-theatre/https://comedycrow.com/blog/2024-11-22-widespread-panic-capital-theatre/A night of explosive jams and deep cuts from a Widespread Panic masterclass performance at the legendary Capitol Theatre on November 21, 2025.Fri, 21 Nov 2025 00:00:00 GMThttps://comedycrow.com/blog/2025-02-24-college-basketball-preview-february-2025/https://comedycrow.com/blog/2025-02-24-college-basketball-preview-february-2025/Weather is warming, Punxsutawney Phil was wrong about his shadow, and March is less than a week away. No time like late February for a less courageous College B...Mon, 24 Feb 2025 00:35:30 GMThttps://comedycrow.com/blog/2025-03-12-mascot-madness-too-early-preview-and-entry-form/https://comedycrow.com/blog/2025-03-12-mascot-madness-too-early-preview-and-entry-form/March is here! Enter your 2025 Mascot Madness picks here for the upcoming college basketball tournament.Wed, 12 Mar 2025 03:37:54 GMThttps://comedycrow.com/blog/2025-03-17-mascot-madness-entry-form-2025-ncaa-basketball-tournament/https://comedycrow.com/blog/2025-03-17-mascot-madness-entry-form-2025-ncaa-basketball-tournament/Welcome back to the 2025 Mascot Madness game! Releasing on St. Paddy's day in a tribute to Leprechauns and mascots everywhere.Mon, 17 Mar 2025 01:08:01 GMThttps://comedycrow.com/blog/2025-12-08-youre-supposed-to-be-mad-about-the-college-football-playoff-selection-process/https://comedycrow.com/blog/2025-12-08-youre-supposed-to-be-mad-about-the-college-football-playoff-selection-process/The College Football Playoff selection committee wants you angry, debating, and watching ESPN. You are supposed to be mad.Mon, 08 Dec 2025 00:00:00 GMThttps://comedycrow.com/blog/2025-12-28-phish-madison-square-garden/https://comedycrow.com/blog/2025-12-28-phish-madison-square-garden/Two nights of exploratory jams, tight segues, and classic Phish energy as the Vermont quartet kicks off their New Year's Run 2025 at The Garden.Sun, 28 Dec 2025 00:00:00 GMThttps://comedycrow.com/blog/2026-01-05-ravens-tyler-loop-missed-field-goal/https://comedycrow.com/blog/2026-01-05-ravens-tyler-loop-missed-field-goal/Hack Crowens has been pumping out NFL Mock Drafts after his team's loss. Tyler Loop's miss was predictable—because under John Harbaugh, they all are.Mon, 05 Jan 2026 00:00:00 GMThttps://comedycrow.com/blog/2026-01-21-hack-crowens-grief-in-motion/https://comedycrow.com/blog/2026-01-21-hack-crowens-grief-in-motion/Freezing temperatures led to a deep dive on Wim Hof, cold exposure, and the science of regulating your nervous system.Wed, 21 Jan 2026 00:00:00 GMThttps://comedycrow.com/blog/2026-02-23-mascot-madness-2026-group-preview/https://comedycrow.com/blog/2026-02-23-mascot-madness-2026-group-preview/The projected field sorted into 8 mascot groups — Dogs, Cats, Mammals, Humans, Land and Sea, Birds, Farmers, and Mythology. Who wins?Mon, 23 Feb 2026 12:00:00 GMT