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Comedy, Food, Motivation Monday

Monday Medication: Cheese Sandwiches & Doctor Spacemen

Doctor’s can’t like their patients self medicating. Like this interaction with Dr. Leo Spaceman, my Dermatologist, on a Monday afternoon: Dr: Any over the counter medicine you’re taking? Me: Just a face cream I found on Amazon Dr: Oh you’re…

Hack Jowens
February 14, 2023

Comedy, Food, Thoughtless Thursday

Thursday Thoughts: Bubba’s Milks and Self Haircuts

My favorite scene in Forrest Gump is when Bubba lists different types of shrimp. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That – that’s about it. Bubba’s family would probably sell milks these days. You got almond, oat, cashew,…

Hack Jowens
February 10, 2023