except your girlfriend has a lot of boyfriends. She likes almost all of these other boyfriends more than you. You spend time with her every week, but the other boyfriends are hanging out with her in different states, committing their whole lives to her while you have a day job. You’re not ready to introduce her to your parents, and you’ve already been lying to your parents about how many open mics you’re going to a week.
I’m not a fan of the term interest rates. Is my credit card and bank interested in taking more money from me? Is it interesting how little money I have? Would it be even more interesting if we raised your rates and compounded the one on your student loan so you’ll have something with you til the day you die?
Wrapping It Up
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