Argentina won the World Cup and millions partied in Buenos Aires. Doesn’t Buenos Aires sound like a greeting? Someone says “Hey Hack” and you say “Jeff, my dude, Buenos Aires.” If an Argentinian said Buenos Aires to me, I’m like…
Standup is like having a girlfriend, except your girlfriend has a lot of boyfriends. She likes almost all of these other boyfriends more than you. You spend time with her every week, but the other boyfriends are hanging out with her in…
You guys want some one liners? meet me in the bathroom after the set we will cut up some one liners. Anyone Can Cook My friend’s niece wanted to watch the movie where the rat cooks spaghetti. So I put…
Some people are like slinkies… They don’t really have a purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. – Jack Handey. Some people are also like Christopher Columbus. They show up to…